Japanese Eye Removal Utensile
What will they think of next? This device was invented to aid in the removal of eyeballs following a great dishonor. Before, it was often tricky to remove one’s eyeball completely. Now with this device, anyone can remove their own eyeball in seconds. Great for parties, disfigurement, and [insert Oedipus joke here].
Actually, it is a tool to help you apply eyedrops but I like my description better.
