Are you prepared for the coming robot rebellion? Well, you’d better be cause if there’s one thing I’ve learned from today’s film industry it’s that robots will revolt against their makers and wreak havoc. Thankfully, one of the only sane men left in this world has come to our aid by writing the book “How to Survive a Robot Uprising”. I’d advise you to purchase this book immediately, it may just save your life…

sample exerpt from the site, “If you find yourself in a brawl with a robot, your only hope is to escape. A robot foe won’t trade insults and it can’t be intimidated. You should fully expect a swift pincer-clamping attack without warning. Follow the rules of disengagement; every second you spend within arm’s reach of a robot can take years off of your life - all of them.”

link - RobotUprising.com [thanks John]