Inspired by the unbelievably restrictive DRM license applied to the latest Coldplay CD, Groklaw came up with thier own licenses for the use of pizza. While hilarious, they are actually no more restrictive than the rights applied to the CD.

This FOOD PRODUCT has been manufactured for usage only in specific FOOD PRODUCT cooking devices and storage containers and might not be usable with the following devices:

* Some FOOD PRODUCT reheaters that have the capability of reheating competing products

* Some microwave heating devices with pre-defined “Pizza” or “Sandwich” buttons

* Any FOOD PRODUCT cookers which operate utilizing Celsius temperature scale

* Some FOOD PRODUCT cookers or reheaters with convection capability

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