Robot for President
Clemson University’s student government elections are coming up and, eventhough I am neither a Clemson student nor alumnus, I am whole-heartedly endorsing Robot for president. This Monday, March 6 students are being urged to write in ‘Robot’ on the ballots to give the campus a strong candidate, free of corruption and vice. His campaign is in full swing right now and looks to have a pretty solid platform:
I would make a good student body president because I have a very organized operating system. I have several years experience leading the Society for the Prevention of Metal Oxidization, and I have also downloaded all of Clemson’s constitution and bylaws onto my hard drive to efficiently preside over the student body. Students can relate to me because I have been programmed in all aspects of Clemson student life including sports, academics, and social prowess.
My platform: “Upgrading Clemson University to Clemson 2.0â€
ClemsonRobot.com provides lots of more information on his campaign, complete with pictures, videos, and flyers to spread around town. This Monday the world will look to Clemson. Students, do not disappoint.
[via OrangeYeti]
[…] The robot-manioa continues. I think the administrators of ClemsonRobot.com need to post those videos to Google video before their server starts smoking. […]
I, on the other hand, am a Clemson student and I know for sure where my vote will be. The Robot is the only candidate out there that has sparked my interest in the least bit.
Excellent Jim. It’s important to support those you believe in.
I hear the Republicans and Democrats on the national level are watching this closely.
I heartily support Robot. Voting for him right now, actually…
So what is the news? Did Rob Ot when the election?
The ClemsonRobot site has been taken down by the university. This likely means it received too much traffic for the mouse on the wheel to handle. Might be a good sign.